Or: Somehow this became about Joe Manchin because he's, say it with me now, the *worst*

or: dear slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

Or: iWork, YouWork, WeWork

or: submitting to the mortifying ideal of being known

Or: I can't Pick A Topic & Here's Why

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