Claire B

#182 - Rothkos & Electric Woes Row Row Row into: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 12(!) | We Made It!!!!!

or: high high high merry smokemas

#181 - Mopped Floors & Fully Finished Chores sweep into your inbox with: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 11 | Deep Cleaning my Apartment

or: i h8 piles 😘

#180 - Hot Coffee and Croissants are chuffed to chat about: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 10 | Asking for Directions in NYC

or: literally just don't stop at the top of the steps

#179 - Cat Naps & Coffee confidently confer: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 9 | Changing the Cats Litter Box

or: hey that's the score Elle Woods got on her LSAT

#178 - Vape Pens & Vintage Stores vault into Friday vvith: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 8 | Dream Handbags and Where To Find Them

or: bag lady

#177 - String Beans & Chardonnay are stoked to scribe: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 7 | How I Want to Feel in 2k25

or: a slightly new approach to goal setting

#176 - Spice Boxes and the Pink Snake sneak into your inbox with: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 6 | Dive Bars on a Rainy Night

or: political discussions with a side of salt&vinegar fries

#175 - Seasonal Bevs & Spliff Walks send forth: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 5 | Light Walks and Christmas Playlists

or: << mike wazowski voice >> put that michael bublé on or so help me

#174 - Mountain Dew & Movie Theater Popcorn merrily mount: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 4 | Wicked (Pt.1) Review

or: formally begging regal cinemas to sell diet coke now

#173 - Double Flat Whites & Pinner Spliffs are proud to publish: The Twelve Days of Smokemas Day 3 | Free Facilitation Advice for Comedy Show Hosts

or: you have to thank the audience for making the effort to come out, actually

#172 - Iced Lattes & Bong Rips are buzzed to bring you: The Twelve Days Of Smokemas Day 2 | Reality TV is just Like That Now

or: self-awareness is detrimental to the operations of the panopticon

#171 - Diet Coke & Weed Pens would like to present: The Twelve Days Of Smokemas Day 1 | End Of Year Essay Extravaganza

or: hit! that! deadline!

#170 - Things I'm Glad I Did In 2024

or: lighting up my life

#169 - Connected Thoughts

or: winning strategies and the worst of us

#168 - Nothing is Every Really Over

or: what goes around comes back around

#167 - Do the Dew

or: it's Switch Stardew Valley update day babeeeey!!!

#166 - Still Counts!

or: marathons are so funny humans are so cool

#165 - Pukin' by the Park

or: sorry, suydam

#164 - No New Ideas

or: fuck it, we'll do it live

#163 - Breaking the rules I made up

or: a lot of people are just sayin' shit

#162 - This is la voix!

or: right right right its actually totally okay to complain

#161 - First to ten, do it again

or: sometimes you read your own writing and don't hate it, what a concept

#160 - What the hell is a 'Winter Arc'?

or: but what happens after you finally get your life together?

#159 - Living With Guilt

or: the shame complex of american society

#158 - Audience & Taste

or: there is a standard I'm willing to hold myself to but I've also got to loosen up a little bit